Have You Met My Friend "Blogger Dashboard"?

Yeah, that guy right there. [She says sneeringly.]
Need a closer look?

Uh-huh! He's the one. My current nemesis and the culprit regarding my numerous false postings this week. When this guy and my little friend "Touch Pad" gang up against me I lose all control of my placid and beautiful little bloggy world.

This Dashboard-guy has carte blanche to gobble up my posts at will, slam my carefully-crafted comments to smithereens, and fling an in-process post upon the blog-waters which lays like rotting wreckage until I launch a rescue party to retrieve and repair the pathetic post. Not only am I exhausted from this little game of cyber-natural-selection, but you readers may be a bit fed up with watching your blog reader light up with a new post from Wisteria and Roses only to be met with "Blog Page Not Found" when you click for a look-see.

Okay, I admit I have crossed the "beautiful" parameters ("Whatever is lovely ...") that I set in place when originally crafting this blog, and am currently yelling and punching my fists in the air as I grovel an apology to all of you readers. I am sorry and will tend to mending my ways in order to avoid future "ugly" outbursts of this nature.

[*whimper* . . . I do feel better now and will return you to your regularly-scheduled quest for peaceful, joyful spots of beauty and celebration spread around the blogdom. With the completion of this rant I shall step back within the bounds of beauty and promise a delightful post for Faerie Tale Friday. Until then . . . *steam releases from narrator's ears* . . . I shall go take a walk in the garden. ~~Bye!~~]